I recently found out that Barack Obama has a Facebook page, which appears the be fairly official. It also didn't surprise me that he does not have a wall set up for people to post on. A lot of the haters would simply put things like "you suck" on his wall, or something much more obscene and graphic (and spelled worse too). I, myself, wish Barack Obama had a wall I could post to just because I'd like to tell him these ten things.
1) Stop sending me requests for Mafia Wars, this situation in Egypt really needs your attention.
2) Why did you change your status from "married" to "it's complicated"?
3) I don't care if Sarah Palin won't accept your friend request, get back to work!
4) We are not paying you to tag yourself in photos, sir.
5) "just checked in at Hooters with three others" is probably best left unposted.
6) If you think that the smoking monkey should have more friends than Justin Bieber, then click "like", but stop asking for my opinion. I don't care.
7) I still view the threat of Godzilla to the U.S. as a very real thing.
8) No, sir, *I* will win this poke war.
9) You probably shouldn't've "liked" 'foreign oil' and 'giant piles of cash' at the same time.
10) You should answer some event invites wrong to throw off any would be assassins.
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