This Movie Is Hell

Title:  Invitation to Hell

Actors/Director/Anything Worth Mentioning Right Away:  Nope, nothing worth mentioning here.

Introduction:  Another penny DVD from eBay, though not as bad as the others.

Location:  It’s hard to tell, it’s really dark in the background.  I’m going to have to guess… Maybe Hell?

Plot:  I honestly have no idea what I just watched…

Acting:  Maybe it was all right?  Probably not, but with the accents and production, who can tell?

Production:  Terrible at best.   Every line of dialogue is distorted to the point where most of the time I have no idea what the hell these people are supposed to be saying.  On top of that, it looks like it was either shot in the 1960’s or with someone’s home video camera (the very first one made).   In terms of production, this is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen and that does not help it at all.

Sex/Nudity:  Not that I could tell, no.   Though everything just looked to be in this big swirl of colors more so than, you know, being well defined and able to see clearly.

Special Effects:  This whole damn movie is one bad special effect.

Overall Verdict:  The disc reads approximately 54 minutes, but this movie actually clocks in about ten minutes less than that.   It isn’t even supposed to be an hour long, but it’s barely past a half hour long.  Normally, a movie this length I wouldn’t feel could waste my time, but this one is the exception.   I think I’ll try and remake it on the video camera in my cell phone.  I’ll probably get better quality.